Closer to Graduating

Oh dear, I went to register the other day and realized that I am less than a year away from graduating.

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OH DEAR GOD! I haven't learned anything! I'm not ready to go into the real world! I have no money and I'm in debt 80K! I haven't done things I've wanted to! I haven't created a new effing layout for this blog. I haven't learned French or gotten my TESL certificate! I haven't applied for the Peace Corps! I don't work out everyday! I NEVER TOOK A CLASS FROM THE CIRCUS SCHOOL! Noooooooooooooooo!

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