Snap

So I'm on a sewing roll, and I've got a sweet set-up in front of the telly. And there's a fascinating programme on the History Channel about Peruvian cultures. It's all about the history of the burial tombs and the archaeologists' hunt for an undisturbed Peruvian tomb. Unfortunately most tombs have been ransacked by looters over the years, and an undisturbed tomb is rare.

The show follows two archaeologists, one rather old and one around my age, as they search for a complete tomb. They think they've spotted one in the cliffs, and they send the archaeologist up by rope climbing.

It has been ransacked, much to our disappointment. Nothing remains. The archaeologist calls down to the other:

"There's nothing here... except a note from your mom."

And I lost it.

Callin' it Quits

Nickelodeon, I grew up with you. You gave me the best television entertainment of my youth and fostered my love of cartoons, which I would have gone into if not for the advance of 3D animation.

Alas, over the years you have deteriorated into this drab network with super-low quality programming like 'Tak and the Power of Juujuu' which is extremely BAD animation and 'Zoey 101.' It's the same formulas for all of your programs. And since the scandal of your huge money maker you have done nothing to remedy this; oh no her show goes on and now, NOW you have things like Fairly Odd BABY? Are you kidding?

So young kids, Nick wants you yo know kids are cute and will have no impact whatsoever on you having fun. Go have them. Early as possible.

Sheesh.

America, stop accepting this crap!