Rid-donk-ulous

Sometimes the world's stupidity makes me cry.

"They are neither Christian nor Muslim and worship a blue peacock known as Malak Taus."

Closer to Graduating

Oh dear, I went to register the other day and realized that I am less than a year away from graduating.

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OH DEAR GOD! I haven't learned anything! I'm not ready to go into the real world! I have no money and I'm in debt 80K! I haven't done things I've wanted to! I haven't created a new effing layout for this blog. I haven't learned French or gotten my TESL certificate! I haven't applied for the Peace Corps! I don't work out everyday! I NEVER TOOK A CLASS FROM THE CIRCUS SCHOOL! Noooooooooooooooo!

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Just Derseves

I am a snooty bitch and I get karma back for it.

Conan

Your jokes on San Francisco are well done sir. "The Orpheum, one of the top theaters in San Francisco, located in the 25th nicest neighborhood!"

Our school is directly next door to the Orpheum, where they are filming. We see everyone leave. Caught it on TV last night!

His hair is less orange than I remember.

Who the hell filmed me and for what?