San Francisco Sick

This city will take your money from you-- while being pretentious and condescending about it.

Rid-donk-ulous

Sometimes the world's stupidity makes me cry.

"They are neither Christian nor Muslim and worship a blue peacock known as Malak Taus."

Closer to Graduating

Oh dear, I went to register the other day and realized that I am less than a year away from graduating.

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OH DEAR GOD! I haven't learned anything! I'm not ready to go into the real world! I have no money and I'm in debt 80K! I haven't done things I've wanted to! I haven't created a new effing layout for this blog. I haven't learned French or gotten my TESL certificate! I haven't applied for the Peace Corps! I don't work out everyday! I NEVER TOOK A CLASS FROM THE CIRCUS SCHOOL! Noooooooooooooooo!

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Just Derseves

I am a snooty bitch and I get karma back for it.

Conan

Your jokes on San Francisco are well done sir. "The Orpheum, one of the top theaters in San Francisco, located in the 25th nicest neighborhood!"

Our school is directly next door to the Orpheum, where they are filming. We see everyone leave. Caught it on TV last night!

His hair is less orange than I remember.

Who the hell filmed me and for what?

HOLY SWEET JESUS

IT'S WORSE WHEN THE TOILET OVERFLOWS.

OH GOD. OH GOD.

WHY DIDN'T THE WATER SHUT OFF WORK?!

New Place, Calm Feeling

I am happily gazing out the window of my bedroom at my new apartment. Tonight will be the first night that I will actually spend it here. It's a little unnerving and awkward uprooting yourself at first, but it's so damn nice here that I'm glad I made the move.

It's also easier moving one person with 7 people and a Uhual. Let that be noted.

The internet and cable were installed today, and cable is a luxury I haven't had in years. It's that On Demand crap, but I have found a network that plays the old game show 'Legends of the Hidden Temple.' Holy shit. This is awesome.

I am happy.

My Back...

I hate moving day.