Why Today Was a Perverted Day

Today I helped Ja Ha out by agreeing to be in her photo shoot. This morning she takes me to the roof of her apartment building to set up the location shots. The views were amazing; it was a panoramic view of west San Francisco. Ja Ha suddenly points out that there's a couch next to the doorway leading out onto the roof.

But then I see it.
Me: Is that... a bottle of K.Y. next to the couch?

Upon closer inspection we also find a clear shower curtain and towels next to the couch. And it wasn't a bottle of K.Y. It was baby oil.

Ja Ha: Oh God, I don't even wanna know what goes on up here.



Later, we get breakfast at a place called Eddie's on Divisadero. It is a popular hole-in-the-wall Mom and Pop restaurant. It's also very cheap, so a college student haven.
This particular day sees some weird characters come in. Next to us a 60-something man sits down with a 20-something latina female. We get perved out. Obviously he is not Daddy Warbucks if he's taking his "date" to Eddie's so...

Gross.

Our final discovery is the funniest. Japeksha and I are changing into our outfits in Ja Ha's room. Japek suddenly needs Ja Ha's eyeshadow, so she begins rumaging through the boxes on Ja Ha's desk. Some are art supplies, and another was a box of coins.

Suddenly, she giggles.

Me: What is it?
Japeksha: (Holding up box slyly) Well I just found a shitload of condoms... Heh heh heh.