Ode du Toilet

Dear Creators of Sugar-Free Candies,


Please increase the size of your disclaimers that read:
Caution, consuming large quantities of this product will produce a diuretic effect.

If possible, please make them larger that -5 pt and understandable in layman's terms. Preferably they'd read:
WOAH, eating a bunch of these fuckers will cause you to shit uncontrollably.




Thanks,

A Newly Enlightened Consumer